Stephen Kelly

The only man on planet earth who contains the power to drag a teacher down the hall by her hair and is able to do so by claiming he is, "Retarded". This man absolutely loves the smell of farts, especially his own. He is known to trap his rancid farts in his XXL shirt and sniff it all up. (Not one bit of that gas goes to waste) He is also known to fart and blame it on other people. His way of blaming it on other people is the classic, "*point* It was him" method. Many have caught on to his antics and know that he is lying but still respect him for who he is.

Situation 1:
Teacher: Stephen who are you pointing at?
Stephen: He farted it wasn't me I swear.
Teacher: Okay, please sit down.

Situation 2:
Student 1: Hey did you hear about that kid Stephen Kelly?
Student 2: Yeah I did, he is awesome I am a fan!
Student 1: I am a bigger fan I follow him on Twitter #StephenKellyFan

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

Stephen Korpalski

Stephen Korpalski is so fucking cute and has an amazing six pack. His large, vigorous pecks will make any woman fall for him. Stephen’s best body feature is his meaty calves. Those jawns can even make straight men question their sexuality. His hugs feel like god himself is wrapping his arms around you. The soft kisses he gives will melt any woman/mans heart. His hands, soft as a baby’s bottom, will comfort your sorrows. Although he puts himself down, his body features bring him up. If you find a Stephen Korpalski in your life, never lose him, for another man/woman will come running towards him.

Omg look at Stephen Korpalski over there, I can’t help but kneel to his greatness.

by imonderrise May 25, 2019

Stephen Baldwin

Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.

"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."

by johnnydakota May 14, 2010

Stephen

Stephen is one of the purest souls, he keeps everyone around him always entertained and has a GREAT sense of humour. He is family oriented and very protective of the people that he is close to and this is one of his best qualities. Overthinking gets the best of him sometimes but as long as he's reassured he feels safe. Stephen loves to create his own music and lyrics and has the most beautifully sweet voice that could put you to sleep every night. He dwells in the past because of something that has happened and trust is one of his core values even though he finds it very difficult to trust. You can talk to a Stephen forever because everything he says is interesting and his voice is soothing. His eyes say a lot even when he is trying to not and he wears his emotions on his sleeve which makes it easier to understand him. Stephen will love and care for you unconditionally, passionately and eternally.

Stephen is ridiculously attractive

by badgyalsash July 30, 2018

do a stephen

To completely mess something up without actually doing anything wrong.

Shane "Come on now don't do a Stephen on us!"
Steven (Inhales Oxygen...)
Shane "AW For FUCK SAKE STEPHEN!!!!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 5, 2017

Dr. Anthony "Tony" Stephen Fauci

An American physician and immunologist who has served as the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984. Since January 2020, he has been one of the lead members of the Trump administration's White House Coronavirus Task Force addressing the COVID-19 pandemic in the United States. Fauci is one of the world's leading experts on infectious diseases, and during the early stages of the pandemic The New Yorker and The New York Times described Fauci as one of the most trusted medical figures in the United States.

We need Dr. Anthony "Tony" Stephen Fauci's help to end COVID-19

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 10, 2020

Stephen King

one good writer
can write some creepy stuff
and some stuff that makes you think

It
The Dark Tower
Drawing of the Three
were all writen by Stephen King

by m&m's August 11, 2005