Caramel Steamer

The act of pouring hot caramel into a gaping asshole, then shitting it out.

David gave me an intense caramel steamer last night.

by Jack's ass January 18, 2011

Quebec Steamer

When one defecates on another's face

Like a Cleveland Steamer, only further north.

I wanted to defecate on her chest but I sneezed and gave her a quebec steamer by mistake.

While playing Twister I accidentally gave Jaffa a quebec steamer.

by SixScotch March 25, 2012

sink a steamer

The act of taking a shit.

I'll be right back, I've got to go sink a steamer.

by muff diving fan club president June 13, 2006

Mexico City Steamer

The act of stabbing someone, taking their shoes, and leaving a warm burrito on their chest. Commonly practiced in dark alleys and Chinatown.

Man, Nick just got a sweet pair of Nike's when he gave that motherfucker a Mexico City Steamer!

by Z-Money$ November 29, 2009

cleaveland steamer

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

by montez May 8, 2003

pink steamer

to queef during sex.

Dude, I had Katie in the reverse corkscrew last night and she totally gave me a pink steamer...made my balls vibrate. Felt real good.

by JiffyPopper February 11, 2008

Vanilla Steamer

A drink from Starbucks, but also when its cold outside and you blow a load on her face and the jizz on her face steams because it is warmer than the air.

ex 1
Person 1: Dude, I love the weather so much!

Person 2: Why, its fuckin 20 degrees outside.

Person 1: Cause I gave your mom a Vanilla Steamer yesterday.

ex. 2
Dude that vanilla steamer from Starbucks was amazing.

by TheNoNamedNinja69 March 12, 2009