Starchitarian

Disgustingly fat vegetarian who avoids meat by ordering the vegetarian combo plate, but chooses all starch items.

Oh my god, that starchitarian just ordered a veggie platter with macaroni and cheese, french fries, mashed potatoes, and corn on the cobb!

by Nacho Mann March 18, 2009

Stachybotrys

Stachybotrys is a greenish-black fungus found worldwide that colonizes particularly well in high-cellulose material and cellulose-containing building material such as fiber board, and gypsum board that becomes chronically moist or water damage due to excessive humidity, water leaks, condensation or flooding .

My basement was covered in a black mold called Stachybotrys.

by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007

Corn Starch

Corn Starch(V) A nice way of saying some one looks like a porn star.

Dude1: Dude that chick looks so freakin HOT!!!!
Dude2: She looks like a freakin Corn Starch

by JimmyFoo October 22, 2008

Starching

A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole

Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.

by TheDatabaseSucksAss April 23, 2010

Starchild

A starchild is commonly heralded as the perfect bowel movement. It is the result of single push' that produces a six inch long 'sinker' followed by a cluster of four or five tigernut-sized 'floaters'. These little balls bob to the surface in a perfect circle around the nutty sinker - in a beautiful, turgid synchronized display that draws gasps from the lucky squatter.

My life is complete - I just produced a perfect starchild.

by Padace September 30, 2008

starchild

A person in his or her late teens or early twenties who dresses like an extra in a music video all the time. Over the top trendy, tasteless, no original style.

Piper is such a startchild, she wore her gucci sunglasses to a 10 pm dinner.

by Theodore Ulnak August 22, 2005

Starchasm

1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack

Not to be confused with starcasm

1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.

by Erwin Buzz September 27, 2017