trash stache

when 12 y/o boys start to grow their "mustaches" and think they are cool for not shaving them.

"the 12 y/o think he is the shit for having a trash stache, but when his mom told him to shave it he died on the inside for losing his man hood."

by ethanissoawesome October 27, 2008

stoner 'stache

A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.

That guy should shave that stoner 'stache, it smells like pot.

by nrrgh-bcox September 7, 2010

beaner stache

A dirty moustache aka stache that makes you look real mexicano.

Guy A: Oye ese, shave your beaner stache or I call you pedro.
Guy B: aw shucks

by Sonny Bonds October 27, 2006

Rape 'Stache

(n.) A Certain Type Of Mustache That Seems Like It Would Be That Of A Rapist, Pedophile,Or Stalker

Guy: OMG!

Guy 2: Whats Wrong Man?

Guy: That Creepy Guy On Dateline Had Total Rape 'Stache! Guy 2: Damn your Right, Thats Creepy As Hell!

by Aekcihc Anaisioul Seyepop November 15, 2009

spic stache

A thin mustache that many mexicans have.
(some times peach fuzz)

Yo nigga you growing a spic stache.

Look at that mexican with the spic stache.

by bu April 2, 2005

hitler 'stache

moustache trimmed as adolf hitler used to

hey look that dude has hitler'stache

by big rocket February 1, 2005

Combat Stache

The mustache grown by a male soldier during a deployment. Commonly characterised by its tendancy to make the wearer of said stache look like a child molester, and/or a 1980's action actor. Also the combat stache has a tendancy to be outrageously out of reg.

PVT: Dude Sgt Snuffy's wife would have a heart attack if she saw that ridiculous mustache on him!
PV2: Ya he's gonna shave it before R+R, its just a combat stache.

by Kingsman January 8, 2009