Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.

Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!

by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020

Squirble

A rare pokemon. Half Squirrel and half Gerbil. This pokemon has very distinct features including a long tail soft fur.

Dude I'm so drunk I caught a squirble

by Wolftits December 15, 2010

Squirkle

When she's about to squirt you stick a popsicle up er'

Girl imma bouta squirkle you bish

by JizzyJazz 4504 September 16, 2019

Squirel Suicide

when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.

Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.

by penguin_boxers77 April 11, 2010

shit covered squirel

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008

squirell

pussy, usually a young girls vagina.

you stealin on my squirell nigga?!?!, i need some fuckin squirell dude.
well about that party, is there gonna be squirell or should i bring the wife?

by T.MooN January 27, 2008

squirtle

a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.

the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!

by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011