1 definition by penguin_boxers77
when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.
Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.
by penguin_boxers77 April 12, 2010