screaming seagal

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.

Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.

by anthony (twan) April 24, 2008

Squeezing Biscuits

The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.

After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.

There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.

by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

Screaming Ones

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.

COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111

by pkwatz March 22, 2010

Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

unholy screaming

When you scream in a very disturbing or unsettling way. Usually when seeing something you never wanted to or when you're in intense pain

When I heard unholy screaming, I knew it was from Jerry. I told him not to go on 4chan...

by That One Guy We Stay Away From April 9, 2017

E screaming

the act of E screaming refers to the art of using your CAPS LOCK key during a typical conversation online
(usually on discord). This makes it seem like you are screaming in text, this may be good in some circumstance to provide more impact to the conversation. Although E screaming is often negatively associated with the misuse of the CAPS LOCK key.

Viktor: how are you doing today??
Abdi: im doing exceptional
Daisy: HAHAHAHHAWUETAIW ABDI WHAT IS THAT WORD!?!?!
Simon: stop E screaming

by mylifeisajoke3123 June 20, 2020