self sucking

The art of bending in odd ways to suck your own penis

Oh man Mark is flexible, he hasn't ever done it so he sucks his own cock

by Horny Man August 25, 2003

Dick sucking height

A short woman, such that her mouth is at the same altitude as your penis when both parties are standing straight.

Also known as DSH, or PDSH.

1. Damn, look at how short that girl is! She's dick sucking height.

2. I met this hottie last night...she was PDSH.

3. *Standing behind a short woman in a cashier line* "DSH!"

by JSammz December 15, 2009

National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018

sucking dick

getting dick fed in the mouth until he cums

when sucking dick,the man control the rhthym and speed and the receiver is simply eager and waiting.

by spiceyhothoney July 31, 2006

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch

adjective & adverb

a word used usally when you stub your toe or get hit by a bus/train, it can even be used as an insalt on the internet.

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch that bus just came out of no where and hit me

by Shroom5799 September 29, 2017

Dick Sucking Llama

A Level 30 dick sucking goat, known to inhabit the lands of a texas "safari"

Awesome! My dick sucking goat just evolved into a dick sucking llama

by TallTaleHero September 26, 2010

sucking fumes

When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.

You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here.

by a sarcastic kid January 6, 2009