Slurding

To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.

Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.

-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.

You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.

-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!

Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"

by TheFightingCock November 18, 2011

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021

Slurkley

The act where after you’ve came into your partners vagina, they queef your load back onto your chest

“Look, I ain’t tryna be a baby daddy, so let’s Slurkley and get it over with.” - someone with daddy issues probably

by Oh boi, well August 4, 2022

Slurl

1. Half slay, half gurl; used to express slay energy towards a someone in one motion

Your nails look so good, slurl!

by Slurlgirl January 29, 2023

eye slurp

the act of leering at someone in a sexually suggestive way. Typically, the "leerer" is imagining a twisted sexual act with the person he or she is looking at.

While walking down the hallway at work, Francis eye slurped Pat in her new skirt.

by spittingzombie June 15, 2018

E-slur

The E-slur is used against Indeginous peoples in the artic regions(Alaska, Greenland, and Siberia).

The word is Esk!mo(without the '!' Ofc)

Throughout history its been used by colonizers/racists in a derogatory way.

Some definitions of the word:
The excommunicated ones (refers to indigenous people that aren't christian thus being catergorized as banished)
Eater of raw meat (pushing violent and barbaric stereotypes on Indeginous people)

Racist: Look at that (E-slur) over there

Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Moon's made of chez 😟 January 19, 2022