Spoocy

Spoocy, an intense term of endearment usable on anything and anyone.

Origin: Cork, Ireland 25/2/2017 (Jordan & Tobe Inc.)

Damn B you lookin spoocy up in this bitch. Them pants spoocy, haircut too

by amateur_wizard April 25, 2017

Spock out with his cock out

A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!

PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!

BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.

PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.

BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...

PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!

BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.

by Robert Brady July 25, 2006

Sporcle-itis

A disease that is quickly spreading across nerds around the world. It is crucially important to know the causes and symptoms so you don't suffer the same fate:

Cause: Discovering sporcle, a trivia website that quizzes you on basically everything. Very fun, but also quickly addicting.

Symptoms: You may have sporcle-itis if you have experienced any of these symptoms:

- Loss of sleep by trying to get a perfect score on a quiz

- Overheating of your computer due to an excess of time spent on it

- Lack of motivation to do anything social, as it may cut in to your sporcle time

- Loss of color to the skin due to lack of time outside

If you or a loved one is experiencing any of these symptoms, please go to sporcle.com now to satisfy your needs.

Billy: Hey LeShawn, come to my party this weekend. There's gonna be a ton of hot babes there!

LeShawn: Party? Weekend? NO!! That means I'm not at my computer, and not trying to get all of the top 100 movie characters of all time on Sporcle! <Crawls back into basement>

Billy: Damn, he's got some major sporcle-itis.

by Sporcle-addict July 6, 2009

Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.

Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.

by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019

Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

by got_human? February 10, 2005

spocker shocker

Two in the gooh and two in the pooh.

You could see that girl was just asking for the Spocker Shocker.

by AmyRez January 16, 2007

spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.

by Anonymous January 26, 2003