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spiff

1. Verb: To dress up, especially stylishly.
2. Interjection: Exclamation similar to nifty or cool.
3. Proper Noun: Part of the name of Spaceman Spiff one of the many alter-egos of the ever-awesome Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes.
4. Adjective: spiffy. Again, similar to nifty
5. Noun: spiffy. A cool, especially shiny, object.

Other variations include:
-Spiff-tastic (Adjective and interjection, combination of words spiff and fantastic
-Spiffmeister (Noun or title, one who is spiffy)
-Spiffify (verb, to make spiffy)
-Spiffig (adjective, English with German adjective suffix)
-Muy Spiffendo (Interjection, Spanglish)
-Spiffiness (Abstract noun, similar to "love" or "joy")

..and others.
1. You're all spiffed up today."
2. You won the contest? Spiff!
3. Spaceman Spiff, over and out.
4. That's a spiffy song.
5. Look at my spiffy! It's shiny!

-Wow! Spifftastic!
-You can just feel the spiffiness.
-I need to spiffify my outfit.
by Lady Chevalier April 9, 2004
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Spofflim

When you are almost dating someone, but aren’t official. You could also have been speaking to this person for awhile so are both off-limits. Spofflim is an anagram for speaking. It’s a way to explain your relationship status.
Are you and Jacob spofflim yet?

I heard Ellie and Jacob were spofflim!
by Blake1882 June 4, 2019
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Spaff Gamble

Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.
by Nested Elevator November 7, 2017
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soffie

She is a sweet delicate person, Has a bad temper and slight ADHD, She can do multiple things she's very capable of hexing people and cursing them.
Omg ur like Soffie!!
by jshisjsisjsus April 4, 2021
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knob scoffer

Derogitory term to a mate that he likes to scoff knobs
Cam: I think I might go shopping for a new pair of shoes.
Lionel: You knob scoffer, the footys on!!
by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006
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Hot Soffiielee

A girl who smashes her clam packet with a double ended fist toy while guzzling sausage down her throat
Soffiielee loves a double ended

fist destroying her clam packet
Hot Soffiielee
by Buryme1868 June 6, 2021
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spaff

A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 9, 2013
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