The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.
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1. The puddle of product squeezed from a squeeze bottle, pumped from a dispensing device, sprayed from an aerosol can, or scooped from a container.
2. Can also refer to spilled, wasted, unwanted, or discarded product.
Verb:
1. To give, transfer, spill, or otherwise move such product from one place to another.
Does not refer to powders, solids, non-viscus substances, or free flowing liquids like water.
1. The puddle of product squeezed from a squeeze bottle, pumped from a dispensing device, sprayed from an aerosol can, or scooped from a container.
2. Can also refer to spilled, wasted, unwanted, or discarded product.
Verb:
1. To give, transfer, spill, or otherwise move such product from one place to another.
Does not refer to powders, solids, non-viscus substances, or free flowing liquids like water.
Noun:
The snack bar put a huge splurb of butter on my popcorn.
That hair gel is oily, so just use a small splurb.
Who left a splurb of grease on the garage floor?
I accidentally sat in a splurb of mustard.
That's a big splurb of shaving cream.
Squeeze a splurb of glue onto the paper.
Spray a splurb of foam insulation into the cracks around the pipes.
Help, I spilled a giant splurb of paint onto the carpet!
Verb:
Splurb me some of that syrup.
He splurbed half a bottle of oil onto the engine.
I got splurbed in the face with chocolate sauce.
Did you splurb all of that mayo onto the floor?
You're splurbing a lot of whipped cream onto your pie.
If you don't stop complaining, I'll splurb you with the first thing I grab!
Please don't splurb any more varnish onto the floor.
Splurb the rest of that glue into a smaller container.
The snack bar put a huge splurb of butter on my popcorn.
That hair gel is oily, so just use a small splurb.
Who left a splurb of grease on the garage floor?
I accidentally sat in a splurb of mustard.
That's a big splurb of shaving cream.
Squeeze a splurb of glue onto the paper.
Spray a splurb of foam insulation into the cracks around the pipes.
Help, I spilled a giant splurb of paint onto the carpet!
Verb:
Splurb me some of that syrup.
He splurbed half a bottle of oil onto the engine.
I got splurbed in the face with chocolate sauce.
Did you splurb all of that mayo onto the floor?
You're splurbing a lot of whipped cream onto your pie.
If you don't stop complaining, I'll splurb you with the first thing I grab!
Please don't splurb any more varnish onto the floor.
Splurb the rest of that glue into a smaller container.
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