Sploosh

A clear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at a high velocity. Sploosh starts out as a sperm in the testicles travels up the vas deferens and proceeds out the tip of the penis. This event can be highly pleasurable. Many women will fake an orgasm just to get a man to "sploosh".

"Yo dawg, Logan just totally splooshed Taylor"

"Man Billy wasn't so sure if he wanted to sploosh Erica"

"I saw a video online of a guy splooshing on a girls face...she liked it!"

by LR, BE, CA, BR, BH, TB May 9, 2008

sploosh

1) Sound made by the "squid-game" on Windfall Island, in "The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker". The guy makes the sound when you miss one of the squids (The sound of a cannonball hitting water-surface).

2) Thing to say, when you have absolutely nothing to say ("Splooosh!")

"Sploosh"
"Sploosh
"broeagh" (explosion sound)

by Framoes June 12, 2003

SplooshLazyasshoe

aka sarah
a skank ass hoe

my gurl ya know who u is

by caslunie September 18, 2004

sloished

Insanely drunk

Man I was so sloished last night, I had ten shots of tequila and ten jagerbombs! I chundered everywhere!

by newnsy November 7, 2011

Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.

Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.

by Coomercrap February 7, 2022

Splooshi

When you accidentally drop your sushi in your soy sauce.

Before I got the sushi in my mouth, it slipped and caused a splooshi.

by Wazrom July 20, 2022

splashed americano

When you're tired of the black tar, but you're not ready to commit to a full-on latte.

Barista, one splashed Americano. And remember, I said splash, not flash flood!

by jdisgjwe July 18, 2023