Spoff

Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.

kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')

by emoscum April 15, 2006

spliff

A joint (marijuana cigarette)sometimes rolled with half weed, half tobaco, or sprinkled along the bud.

Smoke a big spliff with some good sensimillia

by J-Dawg November 7, 2003

Spoffle

Slang term for pop guard or pop cover: the foam cover put on microphones to prevent "popping" that results from loud consonants. Originated by Hugh Laurie during a BBC radio interview.

This spoffle helps cut down the amount of editing I have to do later around those Ps and Ts.

by Ange lina August 22, 2005

Union Spliff

Where a white guy and a black guy first meet, they smoke a spliff rolled with an L, using a black rizla and a white rizla for the end. The white end is then smoked by the black guy and the black by the white guy. The acquaintance is then official.

Jamal: yo homie nice to meet you dawg.
Chris: nice to meet you too bro.
Jamal: man lets make this official with a union spliff.
Chris: neat idea Jamal.

by nicholasgreen May 11, 2011

spliffables

Any potential objects and/or consumables that have anything to do with the manufacturing of spliffs.

Marijuana, Skins, tobacco, filter paper, tips, grinders, lighter, saliva, lungs, brains(some), psychadelic bugs.
"Could you pass me my spliffables, so we can get this party started?"
"F+ck man I lost all my spliffables!"

by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006

spliffany

When you smoke cannabis and your brain starts to make new connections, and you come up with a brilliant idea, or epiphany. Sometimes you act on the idea and change the world. Other times, you let the idea go.

My life changed as I had an inspiring spliffany, actually a series of spliffanies, and followed through on the ideas.

by ceremonialgrade October 29, 2017

splifftracked

The act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.

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Dave: "Dude, you're an hour late, where were you?"
Charlie: "Sorry geez, I got splifftracked."
Dave: "Fair play."

by Deevus [404 Not Found] April 16, 2008