Split Them Cheeks

a human body has 2 sets of cheeks: face cheeks and booty cheeks. split them cheeks has a double meaning depending on who you say it to. if it's a hot girl that's dtf, split them cheeks and go in. if it's a sad person, split them cheeks and show that pretty smile.

split them cheeks is also a group on facebook, twitter, instagram, etc started by the cheek splitters based out of washington, dc. facebook.com/splitthemcheeks #splitthemcheeks @splitthemcheeks

boy: split them cheeks!
girl: ew you're rude
boy: i meant show your beautiful smile :)
girl: awww, so sweet. what's your name?

and then proceed to split them cheeks that night.

by mehigh2203 January 23, 2013

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

cross thunder split attack

The ultimate technique in which one uses Hamon to slowly propel one's self up than drift down slowly onto their opponent baiting them into grabbing and splitting your legs only to have you cross your arms building up massive amounts of Hamon to attack your enemy. This move has the best protecc and attacc.

Dire: No one can just deflect the Cross thunder split attack!
Literally Everyone:...

by DoubtlessCar0 March 24, 2019

reticulating splines

v.
A necessary computation performed by numerous Maxis Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without meticulous reticulation.

See: reticulatingsplines on ytmnd for further information.

I just generated a random map, but had to wait for the game to finish reticulating splines.

by Crick Albert July 22, 2009

splifted

To be under the influence of cannabis. A combination of spliff (a joint) and lifted (the results of smoking a joint). Splifted is used to describe the mind state of being very, very stoned.

Joe: Word up holmes, I just finished my final exam and it's time to celebrate. Match up?

Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!

Joe: Fo sho!

by AndrewQuick May 21, 2006

cunt splice

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.

Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.

by hiromasasama May 15, 2009