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Slingadoober

A slingadoober is a thing which is seen peripherally out of the corner of your eye which you cannot describe. Not to be confused with eyeworms or floaters.
I turned and thought I saw one of those slingadoobers.
by sternwise December 28, 2006
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splintering

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008
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Selina

Selina is one of the reallest people of all in the filthy Big B. She is like crisp air on a winter morning, so refreshing and grounding that it takes you to the fucking greatest kind of soberness you‘ve ever known. She is what you crave, like literally all fucked-up night long.

Selinas are pure yet so knowing. She is the kind of girl that will get you really excited about life and even crazy ass shit like adulting. Like who has that kind of power. Only Selinas do.

Selinas are a solid 10/10. Her looks are at least as sharp as her sixth sense. Eyes as big as her heart, freckles as jolly as her soul and hair like dangerous flames. She is a red headed goddess who knows her way and will always set standards real high. Cause she just be that classy motherfuckin beetch and she knows it. No one can keep a kitchen clean like her, even if they tried. Selinas will for ever be one step ahead with their toned legs of a fuckin beautiful fairy.

Selina can be very intimidating from far. Envious eyes will watch Selina rock all shades of black, but if you are lucky you may catch her on one of the special but rare days when she feels like tossing in a little blue denim or white. Strangers will think of Selinas as cold and perhaps a tod arrogant. But oh my Selina really is nothing like that once you get to know her. If you‘re a decent person then there‘s no need to fear her flames really.

Selinas are smart n loyal folks and take notes: you are very blessed if you have one in your life.
A: dude who’s that red head

B: damn dude that’s Selina

A: brother where can I find myself a neat girl
B: ma man you gotta go to Friedrichshain

A: wanna go to a flea market

C: go ask Selina

*builds some amazing creative miniature neighbourhood* A: damn could you be more Selina
by TittiesCrime48 January 19, 2021
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cock sling

to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.
Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!
by dave kadden April 16, 2008
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tit sling

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
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sling the hash

Essentially it means "watch you get down and dirty at work".
Can also mean "get to work".

Can also mean to engage in sexual foreplay, or more.
Girl to DJ: I cannot WAIT to watch you sling the hash on Saturday night! It's gonna be totally Mexico.

"So I told him, stop chatting to me and go sling the hash! We have a deadline!"

After leaving Smart Bar, we went back to my place, and slung the hash! lol
by kittenmalibu May 11, 2010
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Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.
by VulcanMak July 22, 2007
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