spining the bean

to stimulate the female genitalia by moving ones fingers in a circular pattern.

Boyfriend, "Why didnt you answer the phone last night?"

Girlfriend, "I was spining the bean."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

Spinning

To be transfixed on a relatively insignificant thought or event and unhealthily or unnecessarily dwelling on it attaching a more elaborate meaning and emotion to it.

The trigger often seems trivial to others but to the person who is "spinning" it becomes connected to their personal prevailing emotions, past experiences, and/or unresolved trauma/pathology.

May include but not exclusive to:

1. imagining/playing out elaborate future scenarios, radical actions, and/or conversations;

2. questioning any past or present experiences, activities, and/or relationships;

Possible origins:
Like how a textile worker can get a seemingly small piece or bundle of fiber and "spin" it into a long thread by combining it with others.
Or how a spider can "spin" an elaborate web by connecting many threads together.

1. After hearing that someone you know insulted your character, you make an elaborate plan to confront them and you think of all the things you've done that contests what they said. In addition you question your own relationship and past experiences with that person and build them up to be an antagonist. Only to have them immediately apologize and quickly explain that it was a misunderstanding.

2. Like in the movie "He's Just Not That Into You", questioning the fairly straightforward actions of others and excusing or making them out to mean something else by constructing elaborate scenarios

3. Girl: "We hang out almost everyday but he hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend."
Friend: "Didn't he say he wasn't interested and just wanted to be friends?"
Girl: "Yeah, but I think it was just because he had a bad experience with his last girlfriend and that he didn't get to know me yet."
Friend: "He's not interested though."
Girl: "But we spend so much time together, what if he does want to have a relationship but he just doesn't know how to ask?"
Friend: "You're spinning. If he says he isn't interested then he isn't interested."

by onlyAlex July 7, 2009

Shinging

To sing in a way that is very shouty. Often done by loud bastards who can't sing for shit.

"Fuck me, Bob's shinging again!" said I, to Shay, as Big Bob bellowed out the lyrics to Deep Purple's "Smoke On The Water", as he does to every fucking song of every fucking genre! I continued, "He's fucking tone deaf, that cunt!"

by Austin Tayshus September 2, 2018

spinning

New form of group exercise in which a dozen or more people (usually women) sit on indoor stationary bikes together and pedal to the sound of music and the directions of an instructor.

Girl 1: Wanna come to the gym with me and take a spinning class?
Boy 1: Um, I think I'll just go outside and ride my bike, but thanks anyway.

Girl 2: Wanna come to the gym with me and take a spinning class?
Boy 2: Hmm, am I in the mood do some real exercise and lift weights or stare at 20 spandexed girl butts for an hour? Hard decision.....

by creaternity May 1, 2006

shiningpikablu252

A troll, as seen on the pokemon boards at Gamefaqs, who gives crappy advice to people who ask for advice on movesets, like the following:

1: suggesting physical attack moves on pokemon whose attack stats suck and special attack moves on pokemon whose special attack sucks.

2. recommending horrible moves.

3: posting false information as fact. He cleverly gives well-written posts with bad advice to unsuspecting people who are not aware that he is a troll.

4: Ignores the advice from true pokemon fans who are veterans and experienced with pokemon. No matter how many times he is told otherwise, he will not listen to others when they point out the truth.

5. Thinks Gardevoir, a very feminine-looking pokemon, looks awful as a female.

In other words, if you see this person, DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. He will ruin your team's movesets!

Shiningpikablue says: “Sneasel should be a special attacker!” Even though Sneasel's special attack is not only its worst stat, but awful as well.

by Jei November 28, 2004

spinning grapefruit of doom

What happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. The grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to "splat", in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkey can do. congrats, you fail at life). The centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. After a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. Warning!!! Geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: "launching a missle from a moving vehicle", possable felony)

"Dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny"

"Great aim, let's try a cantalope"

by coffeepusher November 26, 2006

spining heart of doom

when the loading screen for kingdom hearts birth by sleep takes a long time/or freezes

man: its the spining heart of doom
boy :what is he on about ?
girl :his game is taking too long to load

by bluegallade March 15, 2011