spawn jockey

A professional sperm donor.

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.

by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017

spawn balls (only for you)

basically spawning balls in a game called slenderman teletubbies. there once was a hacker sharing their screen in a vc when skwanky (me) joined it and saw the hackers's menu so i quickly took a screenshot and shared it with the mods. after that, i sent it in the main zeoworks discord server and some guy called hanez made a quick meme out of it, but then another guy came and fused it with the femboy hooters meme. that guy is called adal, and btw adal, stop claiming it as yours or else, i do sex with you. and this is the origins of the spawn balls only for you meme.

guy1: hey man, wanna play slendytubbies?
guy2: oh? so you want me to spawn balls (only for you) ?
guy1: YES

by spawn balls (only for you) September 11, 2020

Spawn-camping

Actively inducing, and/or waiting for a girl to break up with her boyfriend so you can comfort her and steal her for yourself.

Friend 1:Hey mark, how is spawn-camping Lisa going?
Mark: it worked, her boyfriend was kind of a cuck

by BoomBoom516 March 6, 2022

Spawn of Ugly

A play-on of Spawn of Satan. Used to describe a very ugly coworker or person you know and openly mock. A reject to society that will NEVER do it with anyone not blind or mentally sane.

Paul-"Look at Jessica, she is SO ugly, I'd never do her!"

James-"Shes not just ugly, shes the Spawn of Ugly."

Paul-"True that."

by *NOT_THE_SPAWN_OF_UGLY* June 23, 2010

Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole

Fidget Spinners.

My little brother kept whacking me with one of those stupid Fidget Spinner things! I swear those things are the Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

Spawn Kills

When you are a high school senior, and you bang a grade freshman

"yo do hear about Owen?"
"yeah yo i heard he got 10 spawn kills"

by Eroc Ticcson March 6, 2018

Spawn-North

In MineCraft, the direction of your spawn. As compasses in the game point towards your spawn. There are also Spawn-East, Spawn-South, Spawn-West, and combinations thereof

Alright, I think there was a gold vein like twenty blocks Spawn-North

by Lord Damon November 24, 2010