spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes

John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you

by Ass fuvker April 12, 2016

Spack No.7

Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.

So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!

He also used to scam kids!!!!!

Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!

He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!

by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022

Jack the Spack

Loves licking windows, proper disabled c**t and loves popping pills and snorting lines.

Look at Jack the spack over there licking that window

by Toby Big Dick Furn July 27, 2020

Spack

A six pack of some item.

Hey bro, you coming to the bonfire tonight? I got like 10 spacks on standby for us.

by Beachedwhale September 25, 2018

Spack Spot

Handicap parking space

There a spot... no, it’s a spack spot.

by Bo Derek May 15, 2021

Spack Basm

Same as a back spasm with letters flipped.

Was trying to move a table then i got a spack basm and my legs gave out.

by wgbtide November 18, 2021

Spack No.5

Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.

He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.

I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!

So as you can see Spack No.4, this is Spack No.5 who is the only one situated outside of England.

by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023