MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!

Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse

The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.

*Peers into room*

5 seconds later: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!

by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2022

Spickety Spack

Some kind of a drug a drunk woman asks if you have after she asks you for some money.

Woman: "Do you have spickety spack?"
Amanda: "I was about to ask you the same thing!"

by Platypus11 November 15, 2010

Jack the Spack

Loves licking windows, proper disabled c**t and loves popping pills and snorting lines.

Look at Jack the spack over there licking that window

by Toby Big Dick Furn July 27, 2020

A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.

Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.

by AKACroatalin April 21, 2015

My sack is full

The completion of a full day's work.

Co-worker 1: "Hey , Niqua, you doing any overtime today?"
Co-worker 2: "No, not hardly! My sack is full. I'm finished for today."

by talk2me-JCH2 June 17, 2017

SACK-LASH

This is the act of hitting your testicles in somebodys face. Sacklash can also mean when you hit your dick in someones face and it leaves a mark such as a cum mark caused by pre-come from the penis.

The art of performing the perfect sack-lash is to swing your penis or balls quickly in a sideways motion until you hit the other persons face, or any other part of the body. If done while pre-cumming or upon ejaculation, then the perfect sack-lash mark can be achieved

My wife decided to tease me, so i gave her sack-lash and she got a cum mark on her face, in her eye, on her kneck and belly. this was a perfect sack-lash

by OZ ZY OZ April 22, 2008

whooky sack

A mysterious object of unknown origin, currently believed to be in the possession of Kanye West. Anyone who takes notice of said object will immediately attempt, vainly, to research its properties. It's an anti-memetic meme.

1: I swear I heard Kanye talking about his whooky sack in MBDTF.
2: What? When?
1: Sorry!
2: What?

by Instinctual777 December 1, 2020