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Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
by Wolga March 29, 2023
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Old softie

Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
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Softie

A person that wears pink clothes and cries over small, trival things.
They also censor words that aren't even bad.
Softie Snowflake: Waaaaaaaaa! I was called "s****tup1***d!"
by Sophie Ashton Rosewell January 29, 2024
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softie are bad

Softies are a roblox style That are so sensitive that if you say cringe on their edit they will say OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE
Chad: softie are bad and this is cringe
Softie:OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE
by Tsipeo_ireplie April 11, 2023
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Softy

A fragile and easily offended white male. Usually a follower of people such as Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, and Charlie Kirk.
Is afraid of women, rainbow flags, queer people and all minorities.
Prefers that women stay in the kitchen because they know what's best for them.
Probably voted for Trump and would again. Likely lives in Florida.
Also, cannot describe a clitoris let alone find it.
Oh look it's another Softy getting offended about a rainbow crosswalk.
That guy is such a Softy.
by The Late Brew November 22, 2023
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softie

Softie will be cuddled and booped
by Stella Violet Sapphire September 14, 2022
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Softie

Mainly a person named Alex, hiding many plushies of llamas on their bed. As well as other 'cute' possessions. They're ashamed of their truth and try they're best to deny obviously true accusations.
"Who did you see them? Who, Alex? Yeah, they're a total Softie"
by Kallen_Simp January 10, 2022
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