soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

Soaps

A brand of sneaker with a removable slick plastic plate in the soles, under the arch of the foot. The plate enabled the wearer to grind on rails and edges without the aid of skates or a board. Style-wise, they tended to be pretty chunky looking, similar to skate shoes, but were probably not as comfortible. They were cool for only a few months in 1998-99, but were popular enough to cause concern among parents and schools. Succeeded by Heelys a couple years later, which had heel-mounted weels and were uglier and even less comfortible. Soaps is now a defunct maker.

Haha, my cousin saved up for a vintage pair of Soaps and broke his jaw the first week after he got 'em!

by gooberliberation January 5, 2006

Snapsy

Think of any good word. (i.e. nice, pretty, rad, funny, etc.)

That is snapsy.

"Did you see Michelle Obama's dress?"
"Yeah, sO snapsy."

"Laquishabonquiqui....you aren't snapsy."
"You can't sit with us."

by Bryleaa February 11, 2014

Soapy

Someone or something that doesn’t wash or is very dirty.

Thomas always has B.O. he’s proper soapy.

by Minky19 November 11, 2018

Soapy

Another term meaning "fresh", since 'fresh' is simply over-used.

Ah, dawg, check out Danielle, looking soapy! Damnnnn.

by salty12 August 3, 2011

soapy

soap opera-esque. something that you would see on daytime TV or in a bad movie.

All that drama today was so soapy. It looked like freaking Days of Our Lives.

by b_bop January 4, 2008