Rump Snorkel

penetrating the sphincter with one's schnozola

Pinocchio kept lying so he could rump snorkel deep enough so Ryan Seacrest's prostate would achieve maximum penetration.

by The Felcher March 13, 2008

snorkle

to perform oral sex while upright like when standing. Originates in the US navy, when a lower bunkmate would perform oral sex on the upper bunkmate while the upper bunkmate would sit or lie on the upper bunk. This is an infrequently used definition of the term and, when used, is often reserved for oral sex performed on a male.

Former US Representative Eric Massa has been accused of undoing the pants of and attempting to snorkle his sleeping bunkmate while proudly serving in the US Navy.

by Piddlesworth March 10, 2010

Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.

Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower

by Braynwayv July 20, 2012

Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.

"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

The Stinky Snorkle

When you are banging a chick in the pool up the butt and then she goes under water and gives you head.

I went for a late night swim the other night with my girlfriend and she gave me the stinky snorkle.

by dboone August 24, 2009

Snorus

a chorus of snoring

Person 1: "Last night my dog and my boyfriend were both snoring."
Person 2: "That sucks."
Person 1: "Yeah, they were alternating back and forth, it kept me up all night."
Person 2: "Sounds like a snorus."

by halas March 30, 2010

Snorkle Fluffer

An underwater blow job. To have oral sex under water as in sucking cock or licking pussy. Maybe While your partner complains about feeling nothing or gags from the slime on ones vagina. Which is common in this situation.

I bet out there right now theres someone whos haveing this read to them while they give their signifacant other oral sex and gagging.

That girl got so drunk last night we took turns giving each other snorkle fluffers, while i soaked in the hot tub.

by The bliznichetness thing alive August 18, 2011