Sneakers On A Gym Floor

When u bang a chick for to long and her clit starts to sqeak.

Yo I was banging that chick last night and we where goin at it for hours! Her pussy started to sound like sneakers on a gym floor!

by Mr.Wigles September 11, 2009

sneakerhead

Somebody who owns a number of sneakers and is always up on the latest J's that come out. Their collections consist of rare, vintage, and collectable sneakers from classic Chuck Taylor's to custom Nikes.

Jay: "Man Kam, you have so many sneakers!"
Kam: "I mean what can I say? I'm a certified sneakerhead!!"

by WONDEROO!! June 30, 2008

sneaker whore

Some one (male or female) who sleeps or flirts with the opposite sex in order to recieve discounts (or freebies) on rare or excluisive sneakers.

Dashmatticks:yo amwsneakerhead, i'm gonna kick it to that rich girl in your neighborhood, i hear she doesnt have a credit limit.
amwsneakerhead: oh fashow thats what i heard to, be careful though, she gets attached.
Dashmatticks: damn yo i know, being a sneaker whore aint easy no mo'!

by Dashmatticks January 6, 2008

Sneaker Pimp

(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.

A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.

by ubermudskipper March 9, 2010

sneaker squid

To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.

He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!

by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006

sneaker sex

When a male takes off his sneakers, so the female can put them on during sexual relations.

I WANNA FUCK U WITH THOSE SNEAKERS ON! LETS HAVE SNEAKER SEX!
Is it just me or do air maxes make you horny during sneaker sex to?
Perhaps im just gay and thats why i want to see you in my sneakers during sneaker sex?

by The Josh Man July 19, 2004

Sneaker Sabotage

The act of destroying someone's shoe while urinating or pooping inside of it. Usually works best when you've done a liquid diet and all your stools are liquid-like. After "Sabotaging" the shoe, tell the person who owns the shoe to hurry up and come outside because there is something very interesting outside. But remember to give them reason to put their shoe on such as there is broken glass outside. When they place their foot inside, they'll feel either a warm sensation or a cold one, depending how long it took you to sabotage their shoe. Afterwards, run around screaming like you are a hype man on a concert stage. Usually, the best words to scream are, "Oh Shit! Literally!" and "Damn! Yo' foot smells like my ass!".

Donna was fed up with her new boyfriend, so she Sneaker Sabotage'd him.

by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011