smoking a dick

when someone is acting utterly stupid

"You must be smoking a dick or something"

by whitepoop February 20, 2018

smoking j's

j - joint...you know....not fucking with blunts tho

wanna smoke this J after class?

Nah man lets smoke it now

did you know khalifa smokes 28 j's before he performes

who loves smoking j's

by SLO420PRO July 5, 2018

smoking douche

Crack heads smoking crack

Yooo that man smoking douche

by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019

Smoking the zaza

Zaza: meaning weed, or another particular drug that you smoke.
“____ has been smoking the/that zaza.” This means that the person spoken about in the sentence has been smoking weed/another substance. Usually you say this when someone is visibly high.

Person A: “ayo, Samantha looks high.”
Person B: “yeah, she’s been smoking the zaza again.”

by Goober_Hawthorne March 11, 2023

Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 14, 2006

smokin' balls

Sarcastic comment to insinuate the awesomeness of a specific event, situation, action, circumstance, other noun, etc. Can be used in both a positive or negative context, but usually the latter.

Dude, mandatory community service is smokin' balls!


Man, your pictures from last night were so f'ed up; what were you smoking?
Dude, smokin' balls!

by Soodo Nimm December 17, 2008

smoking pot

to inhale smoke from cannibis to get high.

the cops busted me for smoking pot on the streets

by ACP & company September 6, 2008