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Simplex

Characters of simple design and minimal features, e.g. stick figures and marshmallow people.
Theodd1sout is a thicc simplex boy ain't he?
by vnquishr January 12, 2020
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simplicious

1. Simply good, simply delectable, simply delicious. Like salt, use it sparingly to add a twinge of spice and sophistication to any conversation.


2. An uncommon moniker for males. Stems from Saint Simplicious (1351-1392), the patron saint of silly names.
1.
After dinner:
"Oh Sebastian, the Beef Wellington was simplicious!"

After the ballgame:
"That umpire's calls were all shit. Totally NOT simplicious, dude."

After sex:
"Sweet Jesu, Gwendolyn, where ever did you learn to do the cocoa steamer? Simplicious!"


2.
"Yo Simplicious, get your ass over to Tommy's house before I shank you."
by seductivedad February 17, 2009
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simp player

A person who simps all the time and succeeds
her: I like him so much.
me: he's just a simp player.
by questionable and confused August 10, 2020
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tuna sample

When a hoebag flaunts her vagina in a club or dance studio by saying free samples all day but shes talking about her fishy smelled cunt
Damn Mariah stop showing me your vagina, it's making me want a tuna sample.
by Hailey Kindles February 22, 2009
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Nintendo Simp

Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker

This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.
by Shiine-1 March 7, 2022
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Language Simp

A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.
Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*
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royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.
by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005
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