platonic simping 

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.

Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!

platonic simping by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021

Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

Brand Simping by captain_moist April 27, 2020

unsuccessful simping 

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

unsuccessful simping by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020

Limp simping 

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

Limp simping by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

Reverse-simping 

The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.

That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!

Reverse-simping by Itshimagain March 19, 2020

Friendly Simping 

Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.

-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—

When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone

Friendly Simping by Shmup May 6, 2020

Like Simping 

'Like simping' is the action of simping by liking all of one's posts

Why are you like simping your ex?

Like Simping by Dekashi March 16, 2021