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Double Shrunkled

When one is shrunk, but doubly so.

Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed

witch and promptly cursed by said witch.
Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!

Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!
by SupremeKai October 5, 2023
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Shwankle

a device used to enlarge you penis by 85 percent.
dude pass me that shankle.
hey man its my turn with the shwankle.
stop hogging the shwankle!
by jebidiah1212 November 4, 2010
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Shmangled

Being in an excessively intoxicated state from either, alcohol or marijuana consumption.
"Dude, do you want another hit?"
"Nah man, I'm already shmangled."
by urban vernacular December 26, 2013
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shlankle

It is slang for penis
I have a huge shlankle
by Shlankle May 17, 2016
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shrattled

shook and rattled mashed into one word
this will leave you shrattled
by gdifyy February 23, 2017
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shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.
Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.
by The McClapski March 1, 2017
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Scrandled

The state of being high from smoking a potent dose marijuana.
"Damn Kyle, that weed was good as hell.
Hell yeah pierre! I'm fucking scrandled!"
by RonCorCJ July 31, 2017
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