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I like your shoelaces

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."
"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)
by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012
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Texas Steam Shovel

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick
I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.
by Lendale April 4, 2008
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shovel dog

A gif of a dog being repeatedly hit with a shovel and being killed. The gif is notorious for popping up in places people would least expect them, often used for shock value by Edgelords and sociopaths because they may find it humorous.
Some people even made memes with the gif featured in it which is used to bait people in the popular chatting software Discord.
Guy1: Hey guys, I have this really stupid idea that will change the world
Guy2: What are you even talking about?
Guy3: When in doubt, Shovel dog.
by ɯʇdS February 10, 2019
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Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.
"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."
by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011
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Shovel in the Pit

1) When you put your 'shovel' in the 'pit'- often times, an exclamation describing such a situation- honestly, the description is a little amorphous, and is subject to usage on a case-by-case basis.

2) a winning moment

3) whatever you want it to mean...dirty is preferrable
Johnny walks up to Delilah's house and screams:
"Shovel in the Pit!"
"Sure thing, Johnny! Come on in!"

Ladynasty: hey, how's it going?
Tyron: Oh, pretty well
<awkward silence>
Tyron: Shovel in the Pit?
Ladynasty: You know what's good.
by Big Daddy Boom September 30, 2011
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shovel worthy

Doing real work that is a difference maker for customers
Having or showing the qualities or abilities that merit recognition in a specific way
by 196888889 February 26, 2019
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Pork Shovel

Similar to meat hammer with more of a shoveling motion.
I got caught Pork Shoveling your mom's trench last night!
by Awesom-O078485 April 24, 2009
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