shardle

The goo from a wet fart.

That fart was so wet it made a shardle

by tootergoober November 21, 2016

shlardz

A very fast girl she runs so fast donny nd markel nd manny cant keep up---shes also fine asf boyz just cant keep they hands off of her nd them legs of hers r so sexy

Dony: your slow, beat im faster then u

Markel: your slow ma, bae im srry but i dont talk to slow ppl
Manny: stfu your sloww, lol ya kel we dont talk to slow ppl

Shlardz: man fuck yall! Beat im fast big bitch 😭
-----2 days later they see shlardz run-----
Donny:god damn 😍
Markel: bae slide ma way 😍
Manny: shit u still slow buhh 😍
Shlardz: lmao fuck a duck

by Sexyndfast March 21, 2017

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you

She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie

by Zoskee November 16, 2019

Shardool

Tech bro who is extremely chaotic. Calls himself a commie but also literally works in big tech but also has great takes but also behaves like a gym bro but would also voluntarily live in a state like Texas but also behaves like a hippie

Wow! Sounds like something Shardool would do

by Orangecat555 November 23, 2021

Somerset Shordys

Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.

These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019

dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023