Shnart

The act of unintentionally defecating oneself at an inconvenient and embarassing instance or at any time at all really. The defecation occurs entirely by accident since the victim is attempting to merely produce a sneeze to mask the sound the flatuant will produce, making it easier to deny liability for the pungent odor. Of course this ruse runs a muck and the victim ends up spewing bodily fluids from another unexpected orifice. The feces are typically runny and diarrhea-like, and are mistaken to be merely a flatuant but come with a steamy surprise. It is believed that the Hershey squirt is a justified castigation for the Shnarter's cunning attempt to fool their surrounding company out of ownership for what they should be proud of…a nice big Jockey Burner.

Shnart : Man, after eating that Indian food for lunchI had the farts like an arab, so I tried to cover up in the meeting by sneezing but accidentally shnarted myslef. I hope I don’t get fired for that ass water.

by DJM85 October 17, 2008

shnart

Refers to when an individual sharts, and that shart is caused by a violent sneeze.

(recall: a shart is when one "shits" when they think they are only going to "fart")

I was at home sick with a terrible head & stomach cold, and shnarted in my bed.

by Little Eric July 21, 2009

Burp snarf

Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

I will burp snarf at your face

by The best thing April 18, 2017

Shlarf

Shlarf (shu-larf)

v.

1). To consume with ones mouth and incorporated with massive amounts of saliva.

Originated in Southern Oregon in the early 1990's, the word 'shlarf' was used in such fashion...

Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.

Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?

by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010

shnarp

the sacred chants of the Hate Bears upon entrance of their leader Warlord.

*warlords theme song by tim burton in the background* hate bear peasants: shnarp shnarp shnarp

by phialisa May 17, 2020

ball snarf

The nasty smell that comes from your balls after not washing for a period of time.

I had very bad ball snarf while camping last week.

by Artcootosnarfic November 26, 2016

snarf

Verb -- to ingest food in an inordinately voracious manner.

"Did you see Lurch snarf down his chicken sandwich before practice? He virtually inhaled that thing!"

by robocam November 24, 2011