Shmoofy

A derogatory nickname used to refer to a pedophilic individual. Commonly associated with a large bunda.

Dino - "Bro did you hear what happened at the party last night?"

Gamerguy579189 - "What happened?"

Dino - "This guy was being a shmoofy and touched Anand's bunda..."

Gamerguy579189 - "What a shmoofy"

by Yawnseef July 1, 2022

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.

Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose

by Albert.a April 24, 2023

shmogle

another term for smoke that comes from the dragon's lair. Also it can mean non sense said when bored.

I saw the shmogle coming out of the cave behind the valley

by xavia January 2, 2007

Shmoonism

An adjective used to describe the act of spending your parent's money or entire paycheck on anything you don't need in a matter of two days or less, typically a weekend. Another example of this would include spending any and all money that should be used for bills at a bar, or even multiple bars. Generally, most money would be spent on bottles of Coors Light and multiple packs of Marlboro Lights. Also, to be a "schmoon" move, the person has to lie about where they spent/got all their money.

Driving home to get $200 in bill money from your parents, then spending it all that weekend on a Brewer's game and a couple trips to the bar. Total shmoonism

Going to the grocery store three times in one night, to get a total of five sodas that cost 25 cents a piece.

by Dank Chopper May 13, 2008

shmoof

All things good and wonderful in the world. Can be used for personal opinion of what is good.

Ahh! For the love of shmoof!
That is shmoof.

by Mello-kun August 8, 2007

shmoogle

1. to hookup or fool around
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff

I totally want to shmoogle that guy" or "I feel totally shmoogley today in my sweats" or "Oh, shmoogle, don't worry, i love you" or "Yo girl, you got some shmoogle in your teeth

by shmooglegirl June 12, 2011

shmoop

to lay around, snuggle, and/or be a waste of life...and love every minute of it.

hey Lan, it's 11:30-get off facebook so we can shmoop and watch sex and the city!

by Allie6104 May 26, 2006