Shittin' in high cotton

Being well off financially.

Since I hit the lotto we've been shittin' in high cotton.

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

Shitting on my game

(v) When a friend or another male interferes with your interaction with an girl. Usually by bringing the attention to himself by boasting or other means. Frequently occurs when the other male is jealous of your progress; an extremely douchey form of cockblock

John: So I finished that book you were telling me about

Linda: Yeah, isn't it great?

*Jack Enters*

Jack: Oh that book! You know that I actually worked with the author on a short story!

*Linda diverts attention to Jack*

Linda: Oh? What is he like?

John: Stop shitting on my game, Jack

by Kugelblitz November 16, 2012

shitting cum

Pooping out semen after being butt-fucked.

Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.

by Anna<3'scock123 January 28, 2016

shitting in my toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.

Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."

by grass_head February 13, 2020

air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.

Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.

by munko July 14, 2014

Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017