shitstock

Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.

Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.

by DJdirtbagbounds May 22, 2011

Shitstorm

Noun. Refers to a drink, invented by two Montreal university students named Pog and Kevin. It is composed of genever and plum nectar, roughly in equal proportions, thus blending the potent laxative power of the former with the anesthesic properties of the strong alcohol. The name also refers to the "shitstorm effect", frequently experienced by careless users.
Variants using other types of alcohol include:
-Russian Shitstorm (Vodka)
-Carribean Shitstorm (Brown Rhum)

Man, I had way too many shitstorms last night!

by KeV and PO July 20, 2008

shitstorm

shitstorm
When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.

Guy 1: Oh my god! Those bird just shit all over us!
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.

by Chiisu The Echihog June 11, 2006

shitstorm

A phenomenon that commonly occurs when Dragonball Z fanboys engage in a debate pertaining to the strength of anime/manga characters.

-Fanboy: "omg goku pwnZ pre-crisis supeS while taking a shit omg lolz goku has limitless strength became GOD in GT he can rip the omnimultimegaverse with a fart"

-Dude A : "Faggot"

-Dude B : "shitstorm incoming"

by kmrdr January 15, 2014

Shitstorm

Noun, adj

Donald Trump's social media habits.

A. Dude, did you see the President's last tweet about the NFL? Or the one calling Kim Jong-un "short and fat"?

B. Yeah, it's a complete shitstorm.

by Toblucz February 13, 2018

shitstorm

1) storm full of shit
2) to describe something as messy or convoluted

1) LOOK AT THAT SHITSTORM!!!
2) Your room is a shitstorm.

by Orediku June 7, 2018

Shitstorm

Horrible events that happen in the same time frame as one another. One after the other.

That simple traffic stop turned into a shitstorm!

by Spikespeigle February 11, 2019