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shitface

One who is extremely repulsive. This insult may also be used in completely irrelevant situations as well, which do not conform to its formal definition.
See you in hell shitface!
Keith, you shitface!
by Tom Main February 7, 2003
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shitface

Shitface is the look somebody gives after taking a shot of liquor. If somebody is shitfaced he/she has drank too much and their face shows it.
"Haha, you missed the shitface on that prick while you were in the bathroom!" or "im going to be sporting my shitface tonight"
by Shitfourbrains December 13, 2008
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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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Shitake Monkey

damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?
by Chuck Flores January 31, 2004
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Shitflicker

Uncouth, low-brow person, one of loose morals and low socio-economic standing
He is such a shitflicker, you’d think he was raised by apes !
by Marrick65 December 28, 2019
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Shitface McDouchetard

Guy 1:

Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.

Guy 2:

Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
by wearebieberhaters November 15, 2011
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bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.
After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.
by The Nose knows March 8, 2014
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