Shitfire

Spike your girls drinks with strong laxatives. Then provide to have snap sex, she will try to squirm away to get to the toilet but pull her down as she begins to shit on your dick. Once you feel shit on tour dick, grab her by her hair and her feet and bend her in a position so her ass is facing in the direction of something/someone you want to cover in shit. Proceed to violently shake her until she begins to spray shit everywhere.

'Rosie gave me an angry penguin last week, so I got pay back by giving her the shitfire last nigh'

by RosieLovesMeReally July 30, 2016

shatfield

A place in hertfordshire that is better than Welwyn Garden Shitty! Have it u scum!

im proud to be a shatfielder!

by sexy-pig March 28, 2003

shithile

What the Germans used to say when they were pissed at Hitler.

"I can't believe Hitler! SHITHILE

by Fuckthejews June 14, 2015

Shitpilled

It's like "Based" but it's different because its Redpilled.

"Bro, the Holocaust didn't happen, are you, like, not a fascist?" "No, I'm a fascist." "Based." "Don't say Based, that's an overused term made by 'cringeoides'" "Whatever, dude." "Just say it's 'Pooped and Shitpilled'." "What?"

by SwimmVastDieFast July 27, 2020

shitfaced

Stoned on mj such that the smile you smiled when you smoked up is still there plastered all over your face an hour later because you neglected to unsmile or were too lazy, once the smile was there, to remove it. Comes from smoking good shit, or really bad shit -- depending on your definition: ergo "shitfaced". From this perspective (regional usage, perhaps) it has nothing to do with alcohol. (i.e. No shit, Sherlock.)

"Wipe that silly grin off thy face, thou shitfaced bastard... dost thou want thy boss to know thou art stoned?"

"Man, you are shitfaced... from ear to ear."

"Hey you shit-faced ex-pot-virgin, welcome to the smile high club!"

by Charlier Peg February 16, 2008

shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face.

After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.

by Brooke03 April 30, 2005

Shitpilled

Fascist version of red pilled. It is meant to supplement the term "based" or "red pilled" due to its overuse in conversation between third position political party members.

P1: "Yeah, autarky is pretty based."
P2: "Hey, cringeoid, you've said 'based' far too many times in this conversation."
P1:"My bad. That's pretty pooped and shitpilled."

by MussoNothingWrongo August 13, 2020