Shettle

The act of taking a shit in a kettle at a house party

I went to this rusty cunt bucket's house party last week, and i did a shettle

by Obers January 9, 2012

Seattle Stir-fry

The act of vomiting on a mans penis, and using the vomit as a lubricant for a hand job.

I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.

by rpm04wrx December 23, 2014

shuttlecocking

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom

Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.

by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

rescue shuttle

1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.

1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.

by olsongt May 9, 2009

Seattle Supersonics

A basketball team who was good in the late 70s and early 80s, was mediocre for about a decade, then started getting good again in the 90s. In the mid 90s, all-stars Shawn Kemp, Gary Payton, and Detlef Schrempf led them to be the best team in the west, and finally to a finals run in which they lost to the bulls (who were 70-12) 4-2 in an exciting series. After which, Shawn Kemp got fat, did cocaine and had 30 kids, and Detlef Schrempf got traded, yet the Sonics remained a playoff team. Soon the Sonics will work their way back to where they were and win an NBA Championship.

The SeattleSupersonics are the best team ever.

by James January 10, 2004

Seattle sports teams

Seattle sports teams are notorious for losing the big game. Now Seattle is a great city, but I can't help but notice how well Seattle sports teams do during the regular season and sometimes go deep in the playoffs, ony to choke during the big game(s), that are essential for victory. True Seattle sports fans probably feel my pain, so we should ban together and force Bill Gates to buy the Mariners(who need the most help). I'm sure that with a payroll 5x the amount of the Yankees, the Mariners would finally be able to bring home a world series Victory to the Emerald city.

(Adrian Beltre gets paid 12.9 million a season)

Seattle Mariners: yr.2001 116 wins 46 losses -thats right 116 wins!
Seattle Sonics: yr.2004-05 52wins 30 losses -Sacramento was too easy!
Seattle Seahawks:yr.2005-06 13wins 3 losses -On to Detroit!

FINISH?????

The Mariners fall to the New York Yankees in the championship series, The Sonics lose to the San Antonio Spurs during the western semifinals, and to top it all off, the Seahawks totally fuck the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers on national television! (thanks to the officials) Although that was one hell of a way for Jerome Bettis to polish off his outstanding career.

(If you live in Washington, feel free to scream as loud as you can. If not, find Washington State on a map, put your finger on it and laugh)

Seattle sports teams are the best!

by The Chuk May 22, 2006

shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 1, 2003