pendulum sharpener

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah
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Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners
Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)
by Crewman April 30, 2009
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Sharpening

code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.
🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?

⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?

🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.
by LuxeFromGuac August 07, 2022
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Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings
After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.
by VBMilkman February 22, 2025
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Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.
I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.
by thedudebrown87 December 31, 2022
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Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
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