Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;
Sharpen= lubricate
Battle Oar= one's penis
Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners
Sharpen= lubricate
Battle Oar= one's penis
Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners
Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?
Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)
Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)
Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)
Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)
by Crewman April 29, 2009
Get the Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regattamug. by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022
Get the Pencil Sharpenermug. An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
Get the glaswegian pencil sharpenermug. A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.
Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025
Get the Sharpener Topmug. The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
Get the Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpenermug. It's a very de-sharpen book
by AwesomeWords.com November 30, 2021
Get the De-Sharpenmug. A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
Get the Pencil Sharpenermug.