human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

Dildo sharpener

A device for sharpening dildos

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty

by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018

Sharpen up your buttons

To get better at something.

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons

by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022

Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022

Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.

Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.

by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025

Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 21, 2025

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009