Hamulate

The process of transforming a previously non ham object or being into a unit of ham proportionate to the size of the subject.

"I taught my son how to hamulate too young. His whole bedroom is now ham and my wife left me."

"Boy did I marry the one! My wife has been hamulating my old, unused golf clubs for hours, all so I can enjoy some tasty ham tonight."

by LargeShid October 5, 2022

shimulator

Something dat mimics an actual real gap-filling device.

Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!

by QuacksO October 31, 2022

Shamalakeuk

Someone who smears poo on themselves and is from Somalia

You are a shamalakeuk

by Bobby johnson123 November 16, 2022

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

savulate

A dirty,sexy way to say salivate

You only got 100 licks from a tootsie pop because you over savulate
I over savulate. You know how much I swallow a day?

by Katbeeknows October 5, 2023

shamate

Shamate is a aesthetic that comes from China. Very similar to Emo and Scene subcultures or Japan's Visual Kei, It was big in the 2000s but later died in the ass

wow that nigga is a shamate

by soejopesjfspfjspefesfsfsef December 1, 2024

simulatedguap

A person who can only hope to imagine the guap 💰🤑🤑🤑

Guy 1: damn bruh I’m broke, guess I’m simulatedguap
Guy 2: unlucky you, I got so much money im guapfluent

by Divines August 14, 2025