The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010
Get the delayed foreskin separation anxiety disordermug. Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
by southernfried July 15, 2010
Get the single seat of straight guy separationmug. by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016
Get the He only has a head to separate his ears.mug. Her: Separate cocoons ?
Him: Yes let’s do separate cocoons. I’ll sleep in the brown one and you can sleep in the white one.
Him: Yes let’s do separate cocoons. I’ll sleep in the brown one and you can sleep in the white one.
by Cody Phillips December 9, 2020
Get the separate cocoonsmug. 7°Separation ; is when a current affairs show has multiple presenters. Due to a presenter knowing the (involved), or a person who knows the (involved) not being able to legally present the affair.
Probably when the same sex marriage bill past, a current affair possibly breached 7°Separation by interviewing @magdaszubanski
by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 24, 2020
Get the 7°Separationmug. Zero Separation (ZEE-roh Sep-uh-RAY-shun) is a term used to describe the remarkable closeness and unity between two or more friends. It signifies a relationship where there is so little space or distance between them that they appear as one. These friends share an unbreakable bond, often understanding each other without the need for words and possessing an almost telepathic connection. Their personalities, tastes, mannerisms, and points of view are nearly indistinguishable. In essence, Zero Separation reflects the highest level of friendship, transcending the boundaries of a typical camaraderie.
Ryan and Daz' friendship has reached Zero Separation; they're practically two peas in a pod, and their Symbrocity is truly something to behold
by Dazario B. October 28, 2023
Get the Zero Separationmug. The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
Get the Slack Separation Anxietymug.