Snarkle Pony

An old jaded Burner usually dressed in the finest of playa fashion but is always sounding grumpy, upset, and plain needs to drink more water.

What's with your campmate Zen? Oh nothing, he's just your typical Snarkle Pony.

by Sovamind September 15, 2011

snarky

Somebody was watching the Dane Cook Special weren't they?

Snarky, look it up on google. Google it.

by Nick Orloff September 27, 2006

shnarkel

A large fish that has the capabilities of performing complicated operations on small algea while dancing to South America soap opera soundtracks.

dude1; Whoa! Look at that shnarkel!
dude2; Yeah! Look at it perform a complicated operation on a small algea while dancing to South America soap opera soundtracks!

by Sam Fisher Migreeg March 17, 2008

snarkboy

The opposite of a fanboy. One who passionately follows a particular community or company only to snarkily criticize everything about it.

My friend Saar is always posting links about how much Apple's new products suck. What a total snarkboy!

by snarkboy May 10, 2010

snarkjitsu

The martial art of throwing and deflecting snark.

Veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.

son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."

Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."

by IncreditorElMagnificoTheFirst August 21, 2013

snarktopus

Someone who is being really sassy and/or snarky

Natalie is so sassy today, she's being such a snarktopus

by Double B/DJ Diabeats October 31, 2013

snarking

To answer with a very sarcastic attitude, but one that appears sincere. Sarcasm without the tone.

"I have faked amnesia, so no I can't remember. Are they really?" asked Miley Cyrus. "Yes, clouds are really pink." Said Barack Obama, snarking at Miley.

by Will U.F. Kurse November 11, 2013