take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018

Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.

Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.

by ripplewalk October 26, 2011

split the sheets

1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce

1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.

by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008

Pumpkin Seeds

Generic white sneakers -- shaped like pumpkin seeds -- worn by girls in the hood.

Her feet hurt cuz her pumpkin seeds 3 sizes too small.

by Peopleshark February 22, 2011

seems legit

Appropriate response to a Nigerian sending you millions of dollars.

your friend says, "If I send only $5,000 to Nigeria, he said he'll send me back millions..." you say, "seems legit"

by insomniaholic February 3, 2013

sets crew

a shit-ass awesome after school club, made up of the people who do all the REAL jobs in theater. next to them, actors are superfluous extras.

person 1: "hey julie, are you acting again this year?"
julie: "fuck no, im gonna do sets crew"

by hematite2 January 8, 2010

setsuka chiebukuro

best sdra2 girl
literally how to the people hate her
she is just the perfection

person 1: why did you started playing biliard?
peraon 2: because setsuka chiebukuro exist

by onyxsimp February 18, 2021