by chHAad February 21, 2021
Get the need to seedmug. A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
by mikekais September 24, 2013
Get the Pair Seedsmug. An online internet joke where a person tells someone to spell "stun Seed" backwards, causing them to say "Dees Nuts"
by Axolotl_Man August 15, 2021
Get the Stun Seedmug. by babylegsandwheels December 30, 2015
Get the baby seedmug. by Pati Doku July 18, 2017
Get the bird seedingmug. Stewart, tap the back of my head when you’re ready to cum-I don’t want to miss a drop of that sweet breed seed.
by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 20, 2019
Get the Breed Seedmug. 1. a 47-year-old veteran of the U.S. Army, in which he served as a marksman as a part of the 82nd Airborne Division. He is responsible for maintaining the security of his family and training new soldiers for Eden's Gate.
2. Out of all the Seed brothers, he is Daddy.
2. Out of all the Seed brothers, he is Daddy.
by PoppinBallonsLikeASillyNigga June 28, 2018
Get the Jacob Seedmug.