Smeagled

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

by Iam Jakerivers October 18, 2007

Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.

Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"

by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009

Smeagle-Dwarves

Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player.

Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.

by creead April 27, 2010

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Seale

Awsome man, Likes to break out into awsome dances at random, he is also kinda hot and likes to have Bromance all the time.

Man that guy is fully Seale i wish i was like him.

by rorytulor February 25, 2009

sealer

a man or woman who specializes in clubbing young, baby seals to death for their skins.

every year 1200 cute baby seals are bludgeoned to death by sealers.

by The_Evan June 2, 2009