Scrolling

An extremely important and irreplaceable activity, that is a part of every office job, and can involve any act that is unrelated to one's job mandate. Some common scrolling activities are fantasy football, social media, exploring Wikipedia and car forums. Advanced scrollers are able to deplete all scrolling materials available for the day covertly, while pretending to be extremely busy. This is usually achieved by professional scrollers through the use of window resizing, redundant spreadsheets, and mobile device utilization, among other things in the scroller's toolbox.

John: What's good at work bro, you fools busy or what?

Dave: Naw son, scrolling all day... Added a word to Urban Dictionary, while gambling on my stock trading account.

by Mike WG April 19, 2016

Scrolliosis

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis.

by jeffstick November 19, 2010

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.

Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.

by Dovahkin December 18, 2012

Scrolliosis

A common disease aflicting modern humans. Symptoms include not being able to see information on a screen in front of them, not reading directions clearly, or not scrolling down to see all the information presented. Symptoms aggrivated by use of the internet.

Do you have scrolliosis or can you see the comments I made on your spreadsheet?

by tech.support.mama October 3, 2013

Lemon Scrolling

When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.

Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!

by firefly734 October 23, 2011

Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

Scroatism

Moment of confusion by Katie-Anne aka Scroat

"iTunes Music Store is really cool, you can downlaod tracks and whole ablums much cheaper than you would have to pay for them in stores" - "What's the point of that then?"

by Ivor Chesikov February 11, 2005