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poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.
today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.
by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011
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slashdot effect

1. An immediate surge in hit rate on a webserver caused by an announcement on a high-traffic website; a Nivenesque "flash crowd".

2. An unintentional denial of service to a website as a result of a surge in hit rate following an announcement on a high-traffic website.

See also: slashdotted
Bill Joy's _Dangers of Lego Blocks_ site succumbed to the slashdot effect scant hours after going live.
by Tarrasque November 18, 2002
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slashatthedisco

The most popular fandom on LJ, invloving slash of any PANIC! At The Disco members. The most popular being Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie (RyDen).
Have you seen the new RyDen story on slashatthedisco yet???
by Thr0u6hTh31c3 October 22, 2006
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slash goggles

The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.
Fangirl: Oh man! My Slash Goggles are on way too tight - I'm shipping every guy I see!
by Saria May 25, 2009
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Splash Damage

1. While using the bathroom, water splashes up from the toilet bowl and hits you in the butt.

2. Injury caused by being in the blast radius of a weapon like the BFG9000 or a rocket launcher.
1. Japanese toilets may be odd, but they cut down on splash damage.

2. Player1 discovered splash damage.
by Player 1 April 28, 2006
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Splasholocation

What one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you piss by sound. Never miss.
Blind Peter urinated by splasholocation so he wouldn't miss.
by Reddit March 29, 2009
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Sclassy

A combination of the words sassy and classy, can be used to describe people or things or places.

Can also be used as a noun, sclass.

By the same creators of swass, swagger and sass.
1. That girl has a lot of attitude and swag, but she keeps it clean, she has sclass.

2. That shirt you wore last night to the club was so sclassy.

3. WashU girls always keep it sclassy.
by Sclassmaster March 9, 2009
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