Schwarbled

The state of existence, when you are mentally/physically/emotionally affected by just the right amount/combination of calculated substances to pull off a balanced human experience.

Q: How are you feeling tonight?.

A: I am perfectly "schwarbled"

by BenMarksTheSpot July 21, 2023

Schaffer

A person who is overly lazy in a workplace.

Man, I wish that new guy wasn't a total Schaffer.

by Xenu420 October 29, 2023

Schwartzed

To be taken advantage of by an individual having or showing no moral principles; not honest or fair.

Man that waiter really Schwartzed me, I was charged for 10 full entrees instead of the 8 I ordered to my table.

by Ryan LA March 18, 2024

schwarble

When you want to go down on your lady and she is not about it, but you make her about it.

She didn’t want any cunnilingus but he schwarbled his way in there.

by 130xis April 7, 2025

nate schaeffer

brutally awesome

nate schaeffer

by balls balls balls BIG SAGGY 12 March 1, 2009

Brett Scharff

A unique beast that usually wears moccasins and sweatpants on a daily basis. Usually located near a large abyss. His favorite food is sushi dick. He enjoys moling around in large mouth vaginas. He's a large fuckbag.

Hey did you see Brett Scharff recently? Nah man, hes a douche

by Brett Scharff October 13, 2011

Bill Schwarfsky

The name of every FBI agent watching you, ever.

Dude, do you think Bill Schwarfsky saw me rail that line off Becca's tits?

by Chronic Deuce November 7, 2019