Schmergle

A word you use to describe something when you can’t remember the right word.

Put the schmergle in the burgle.

by TheBoneOfMalone July 5, 2022

schmooglet

noun

A mischievous person who finds pleasure in being a nuisance. Can often be used to playfully call out your significant other when they’re being a pain in the ass.

He told his wife to stop being a schmooglet after giving him a massive wedgie.

by Vankruser January 5, 2023

schmooghly

A way to use every compliment in existance at once

Person A: Hi! i like your hat!! :D
Person B: awwe thanks, you're so schmooghly!

by dikke_pattert April 26, 2023

Storm Schmorm

A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."

by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.

Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon

by Young pecker February 2, 2020

Schmoog Sesh

a verb, used to describe the act of cuddling, which typically leads to a sexual acts. This word is commonly used between couples that are dating, hooking up, using one another, or just friends with benefits.

It can also act as a verb for friends or close friends, to describe an intimate time. Much like cuddling, spooning, or anything else done in a comfortable way.

Babe, do you just want to SCHMOOG all morning instead of going to class?!

After losing the basketball game, Brad decided to forgo the bars and enjoy a schmoog sesh with his bff, Jill.

by Dat Kat January 26, 2011

Schmorple

A large oozing wormlike creature.

Look out! The Schmorple is attacking!

by Miyarissa August 26, 2009