schmotzer

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

by Leemush June 13, 2018

The Shmooze

1. He is the shadow that creeps into your window at twilight and dances at the foot of your bed, just to creep you out. He is the troll that makes you rethink your entire life with a sentence. A wizard of humor that will destroy you with lulz. He is The Shmooze, not Darkwing Duck.

2. Also known as The Snooze.

3. The self-proclaimed nickname of Sam Gosland, a Costa Mesa college student and identical twin with a wicked sense of humor and long feminine hair. Frequently procrastinates and makes it by the teeth.

"Behold The Shmooze, destroyer of worlds!"
"Who's that guy?
Oh him? That's The Shmooze. You don't fuck with him."

by The One and Only Dylan Gosland October 22, 2008

schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.

I'd really like to lick her schmooey.

by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007

Schmoopee

How a spouse refers to the better half with love and affection.

My schmoopee is the best man in the world.

by tntbrowne August 19, 2009

Schmooter

Being an all around good for nothing trickster

" Kelly your a schmooter"

by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010

Schnooze

also known as "doing the dirty"

1) Don't SCHNOOZE with strangers.

by Abigail Farmen June 14, 2008

schmoozette

Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.

Susan is such a schmoozette!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003