Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009

Schroder

it can be used either is a noun or an adjective. This word is used to describe a person who is a complete "square," "dork," or "jerk".

" Quit being a schroder and change the television"
" that guy at kinko's was a schroder"
"shut your mouth schroder"

by Daniel Cohen July 26, 2006

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil)

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.

by Reaper1242 October 3, 2008

schmote

The small piece of flesh between a male's nutsack and pooper. Can induce temporary paralysis in a subject when encountering a sharp blow.

She kicked him in the schmote and he couldn't walk straight for a week.

by G M$ney October 15, 2003

Schmote

To receive sign documents and/ or to close a deal. to bind coverage. to receive signed documentation. a slam dunk in the binding world. a client sent over signed documents and now you are issuing or processing those documents.

to schmote mean Binding coverage. Signed Documentation. Insurance signed documents.

by blitzqueen!!saywhat?? September 14, 2011

Schmoevert

A regular schmoe who is a pervert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.

by schmoe December 29, 2007

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012